Showing posts with label the Bomb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Bomb. Show all posts

Sunday, April 22, 2007

And Boy are they Pithed!


Thousands of scientists, engineers, technicians and support staff at Los Alamos National Laboratory are hopping mad! Or they should be.

Stay tuned for more on this topic...

-Doc

PS. There is no love lost between the Good Doctor and pharmacueticals, illegal (aka controlled, recreational, etc) or legal (aka prescribed or over-the-counter). We are an overmedicated population.

On top of that, We have "signed the papers" and "taken the vow" and despite Our love of satire and irony have a fairly strong sense of honor and right and wrong, as most of our colleagues do.

So what WE are pithed about is not that we can't use illegal drugs... no indeedy, that is not the issue!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Big Stupid is Watching


Big Stupid is Watching!



Dateline - 7 April 2007 11:00 PM MST
Just a quick snapshot from the weblogging system the Good Doctor linked into this page, to give us all a reminder of how much can be determined easily on the Internet. For what it is worth, at least 2 distinctly different subnets at LANL accessed GONE NUCLEAR in the last few hours and someone apparently from Sweden dropped by as well. We have security set to medium so anyone (including you!) can check the general statistics of who's blogging whom. The Good Doctor hisself (and plenty of other folks cleverer than Us) has access to all of the juicy details! We may try to track this map for a while... just to see when our good friends in various places wake up and smell the Urine in our (drug testing) cups.

8 April 2007 11:00 AM



Easter Sunday shows a bit more activity, naturally centered around LLNL/LBL LANL/SNL but a wide variety of other locations. Retired LANL? Vacationing (spring break) LANL? ORNL? PNNL? NNSA? Congressmen? Bechtel? Blackwater?




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Stop Worrying and Learn to Love ...



The Blog!

The Bomb?
Pete Nanos?
Bechtel?
Random Drug Testing?
Buttheads and Cowboys?
Media Hacks?
Senate Hacks?


. . .
You have heard what happens when Postal Employees eventually get tired of being jerked around by *everyone* - they "Go Postal". What do you suppose happens when extremely well educated, extremely intelligent, and sometimes volatile Nuclear Weapons Scientists and Engineers get pissed off from *everyone* jerking them around? Fortunately for the world, most of these folks are also incredibly loyal, dedicated and humanitarian... so instead of "Going Nuclear", they sublimate those impulses by blogging!

Can Dr. Strangelove take over where:
Doug (lanl-the-real-story) Roberts and
Pat (lanl-the-corporate-story) the Dog left off?

Too Late!
Pinky and the Brain
have taken over where Pat and Doug left off
Paul Harvey style with:
lanl-the-rest-of-the-story !

I don't need to compete, so I hope I can complement their good work.
Whether you are:
  • gruntled or disgruntled
  • LASL, LANL, LANS
  • UC/LLNL/LBL/SNL/INEL/ANL/AFWL/AWOL
  • POGO/LASG/CCNS/EarthFirst!/Greenpeace
  • Uncle Pete (Domenici), Admiral Pete (the butthead-cowboy) Nanos
  • Uncle Jeff (Bingaman) or Governor-I-wanna-be-President Bill (Richardson)
  • A concerned citizen of:
    • Northern New Mexico
    • The scientific community
    • The United States
    • North America
    • the Western Hemisphere
    • The Northern Hemisphere
    • The Earth
    • The Solar System
Send in your own contributions
to fill in the blank :

Stop Worrying and and learn to love . . .

Stay tuned, we are going to have some fun here, even if it kills us.
- The Good Doctor

Pat & Mike go Blogging




This just in from Pinky and the Brain ...

Pinky and the Brain just forwarded this to Us from an anonymous artist who apparently enjoys making the same kind of fun of Anastasio vs Pat as Gleeson did of Dr. Nanos vs DougBlog. We are guessing that Pat was not the originator of this, after all wouldn't he/she have used it on LANL-THE-CORPORATE-STORY?"

Dr. Nano went up against "The Blog" and subsequently fell down the well (did Lassie come to pull him out, or was that UC and DTRA?).

What will happen to Director Anastasio? If he falls down the well he is digging for himself, will Pat come to the rescue? Or will Pat and the rest of "the Blog" just push him back in as he tries to climb out?

gotta Love it!
- Doc Strange

Friday, April 6, 2007

Doug Roberts - the Father of all LANL Blogs checks in!



Doc,

Thanks for starting another blog where we can read un-LANS-ified facts about LANL. It will be good to have a place to continue to read about the goings-on at LANL that haven't been passed through the LANS PR filters.

Another source for The Real Story, in other words.

As a complete, shameless aside, I wanted to include a link to the latest album that a musician friend of mine just released. The title of the album is Lucky 13, and the artist is Mike Montiel. You can get a sneak preview of the album here, http://www.parrot-farm.net/~roberts/Lucky-13/



Thanks, and good luck.

--Doug Roberts
LANL, Retired

Thanks Doug!
Be warned, however, that while I do try to stick to the facts and I definitely don't let the LANS filters stop me, I am in this to put some levity in the game and I hope everyone reading will be able to recognize satire when it happens and not take this too seriously.

I do welcome folks correcting my facts and expressing their own opinions, but most of all I hope to attract some good material for satire from the audience as well.

- Doc Strange

Bechtel - Rhymes with Hell?



Is this an ugly logo or what?
Sherwin-Williams-esque "We can Paint the World in Blood"?


When the big sell-off of one of this nation's scientific jewels finally made it to the auction block and the only two bidders left standing were Bechtel and Lockheed (with UC and UT as trophy wives on their elbows), the good Doctor thought it was six of one, half-dozen of the other.

We thought it really didn't matter what huge corporation we got sold off to, it was gonna suck either way. Except maybe We didn't trust UT's motives and circumstances, them being from the same state as our clearly questionable (Was he really elected? Is he competent? Is his staff and cabinet honorable?) President.
And maybe We'd seen too much of what Lockheed-Martin has done at Sandia National Laboratory. And maybe the Doctor still felt a little loyalty to UC who had treated us pretty well (at least in retrospect and excepting the year of NanosManagement).


So maybe the Doctor was actually rooting for UC-Bechtel as the lesser of evils. Maybe We didn't really know who Bechtel was... that they were the ones who have botching Boston's "Big Dig" project for around a decade... or that the received the second largest no-bid contract at the start of the Iraq war, only to subcontract a big chunk of it to Halliburton (the first-largest no-bid contract winner, now offshoring themselves to Dubai!). Maybe We didn't know that Bechtel was entirely privately held and thus most of their business dealings was entirely opaque to anyone. Maybe We didn't realize all of the under-the-the table connections to the House of Bush and the House of Saud.


So no, Bechtel, under the thin beard of LANS owns us. Somewhere there is a branding iron with the creepy Bechtel Logo being heated white-hot to lay down their brand on the milky-white(mostly-white) flesh of the many thousand scientists, engineers, technicians and other support staff. While their series of succinct policies being published are refreshing in their relative clarity and directness, there is an ominous undertone. They all seem contrived to establish their dominance over their now at-will workers. They are all contrived to establish just-cause for firing anyone they don't like or trust, or perhaps even understand.

And what's to understand? Bechtel is a huge successful government contractor. What do LANL staff know that Bechtel management needs? They know everything they need to to do their job. If one scientist or engineer cannot do their job, they will find another. Replaceable parts, we are. If they need to fire one of us because we aren't at our desk at 0730 one day, or because the Ibuprofen, Vicks 44, poppy-seed muffin, or diet pills we have been consuming generate a false positive on our surprise piss-test, or because one of our guests from out of state snaps a picture of the NSSB
while we are driving them up SR 4 to the valle grande, or because their records show that we took a peek at LANL-THE-REST-OF-THE-STORY from a LANL computer or during work time... well they know exactly what the need to know...

Bechtel is good at obtaining and cashing in on government contracts. They might be good at hiring and firing people (from the perspective of swift and efficient processes, not human value). They might be good at writing reports that show that they have completed all tasks on time and on budget, even if they've requested (and been granted) numerous extensions and plus-ups. But are they good at science? Are they good at managing creative, educated, intelligent people?

Bechtel has no technical agenda. At least Lockheed-Martin seems to like to fly things into space, under the radar, over the horizon, down the hole. But Bechtel seems to have only one agenda... acquiring more money and power... yes, We said one, they are duals.

And was that what they were given the contract to do?

We guess we will see.

- The Doctor, waiting with 'bated breath.

Brad Lee Holian Checks in!

Brad Lee Holian checked in today...

Brad stood up against Nanos (and others) allegations that LANL had a dismal safety and security record by publishing a well-formed arguement against those allegations in Physics Today.

Again he stood up against LANS/Bechtel's ridiculous random drug-testing policy in a signed letter to Director Anastasio.

At least twice now, he has called for a concerted stand against the attacks on LANL and we, the people, have failed to step forward.

Look forward to some posts revisiting these two issues in the near future. The Doctor has a lot of research to do first.

Strangely yours,
Doctor Love

Dear Dr.

As to the Shutdown, I think it was part of the
end-game drama begun in 2003, when the final decision to privatize was
announced. That really was the end, though we may have been in a state
of denial. I had hoped that an uprising of the staff would derail it,
but no Uprising ensued, even after Nanos and his benighted Shutdown.
When Pat, the Dog, started up his/her blog, I thought s/he would be
able to kick-start the staff into some kind of response. I sent him/her
a post of my view of random drug testing, and then a calmer, more
reasoned letter to Mike Anastasio, which also got published in the
conventional media. I knew that the staff would meekly pee, but I
really did have a few moments of hope that Anastasio would see reason
and cancel the random part, in order to salve the morale of the
beaten-down Labbies. Well, we know how THAT little scene played out.
Then, finally, when the RRW decision was announced, having been cooked
for months in advance of the "competition," I knew it was all over at
LANL for another two years, at least. And I got personal confirmation
of that from Senator Bingaman himself at the recent All-Hands-On-Deck
Meeting. Now, it looks like the two new blogs (yours and
PinkyandtheBrain's) will be the only source of succor to the abuse
victims trying to survive their bludgeoning. Best of luck to you.

As to the drug testing, I believe that Al Zelicoff has written
extensively on how those things work. If memory serves me (you can look
up Al's comments on Pat's blog), the only thing that CAN be reliably
discovered is marijuana, because it is absorbed into the fatty tissues
of the body and slowly released. Then there is methamphetamine, if it
is ingested only a few hours in advance of the test, since it is
water-soluble and eliminated from the body rather quickly (half a day
or so). (Beware allergy sufferers: the breakdown products of sudafed,
used as an ingredient for making meth, are probably identical to the
breakdown products of meth itself!) The Powers-that-Be, thanks to our
vigilant press and attention-starved Congressmen, only care about
nailing trailer-trash meth dealers and smashing subversive,
non-conformist pot smokers. For Lab management, the rest is gravy. And
deterrence. If they had REALLY cared about helping Lab people with
their self-destructive addictive behaviors, they would not have made
the whole business so adversarial. But "Adversarial 'R' Us" is the
Bechtel motto.

All the best, chin up, etc., ... AND ... patients!

-Brad Lee Holian

Dr. Nano vs The Blog!


It was the end of 2004, after a long and costly, but generally inappropriate and unnecessary shutdown and the decision to put the Laboratory on the Auction block to be sold to the highest bidder in the military industrial complex was set in concrete.

Doug Roberts got fed up with the lack of a forum to discuss the egregious conditions and events at his workplace, Los Alamos National Laboratory. So he did what any modern, self-respecting computer scientist would do:
  • He started a Blog.
  • He named it LANL-THE-REAL-STORY
  • He built it and many came
    • The downtrodden employees
    • The UC/Nanos apologists
    • The disgruntled ex-employees
    • The local anti-nuclear campaigners
    • The local press
    • The national press
    • The congressional oversight committees
    • The Lab administration
    • The corporate bidders
    • The blog cartoonist Sean Gleeson
Admiral Pete Nanos, sent by someone, nobody knows for sure, left ignominiously just before the lab was handed over to an unholy alliance (LANS) which was essentially a front for Bechtel (which rhymes with Hell).

Nobody really knows how much effect Doug's blog had on Nanos ungraceful but timely exit, but many of us had a good, long laugh when this Blog Comic came out. It was even immortalized as a coffee mug which you are likely to see discretely placed on any number of desks around LANL.

Gotta love it!
- Doctor Strange

Whither Michael Moore?

George Bush and Michael Moore Face off in Los Alamos?!

On the front page of the Los Alamos Monitor were two stories... just days before the 2004 presidential election... in near perfect juxtaposition:

Bush, Grandaughters thrill Los Alamos Crowd

Local Cave Dweller (Michael Moore) Sought Simpler Life


I don't know why nobody else got the humor in this, given the public battle between the filmmaker and the (maybe-sorta) President.


Naturally it was:

Roy Michael Moore, aka Micro Mike


aka Micro Mike

Not the lampooning film maker:

Michael Moore

aka "the fourth Dixie Chic"


who was found in a well appointed cave on LANL property growing Marijuana and studying the secrets of the universe.

And it was
George H.W. Bush

aka Pappy "Read My Lips, I Lied" Bush


(with "badgirl" granddaughters in tow!)


who were speaking on behalf of his son's (their father's) (re?)election campaign, not


Ridin' it into the ground!

W. hisself



Nevertheless, both Michael Moores have gone pretty quiet... Roy apparently moved his camp to Forest Service land where he was again rousted (there IS a 14 day stay-limit for most campers on public lands to prevent permanent "squatting"), spent some time living with his daughter in Los Alamos and then presumably went back to his psuedo-homeless caveman ways somewhere less discoverable than directly below the DOE office in Los Alamos.



If the new stories are to be believed, he had been there for some time, maybe over a year? Long enough to establish quite a nice residence with a sliding glass door, solar panels, a satellite radio, a woodstove (from which the smoke gave him away) and a small planting (and stash) of marijuana. Moore's story was that he had quit a software engineering(?) job in Texas and moved to Los Alamos to be closer to the scientists, his brothers in inquiry while he noodled on his own mysteries of the universe. The marijuana plants were part of that experiment, or so he implied. When We heard about this, We wanted to seek him out and shout at him "The Answer is 42!"

What about this guy?!



Did his failure of Fahrenheit 911 to bring down the Bush Dynasty use him up? Or is he wandering around Northern New Mexico Laboratories, Strip Clubs, and Caves developing new material on Bechtel?


Bechtel Hell?


As usual, the Doctor is "in" for comments:

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Where's the Hook?








Nearly 2 years ago, a longtime Los Alamos employee and whistleblower was beaten severely. He, his wife, and his lawyer all called it retaliation, intimidation, threat. There was a police report. There were witnesses.

Where's the followup? If the guys who beat him so badly were just local punks, jerks working out a little testosterone, a little cultural exchange, why didn't *they* make the front page like Tommy did? Or the back page even? And if even more, why didn't they make the front page of every newspaper in the country?

The good Doctor knows Tommy Hook... not well, but we were once friendly acquaintances. We had a few hallway conversations over the eyars. Tommy told his story to the Doctor several times during the years leading up to the more extreme times. We hadn't had a conversation in several years when this came down... but in the "old days", Tommy was very sincere and earnest.

The good Doctor took him at face value in those days... nothing he had to say was really that surprising, that hard to believe. And for the life of us, we couldn't see any reason for him to make that shit up. But we are not big conspiracy theorists (just amateur dabblers) so we tried hard not to think too much about it all.

That was until I saw what was left of his face on the front page of the papers... Tommy is only about 5'5, in his mid-fifties, maybe 120 lbs... very polite, soft-spoken... not a scary guy... not somebody who needs beating up for anything he might do or say in the moment. Sure, he was coming out of a strip club around closing time. Sure he might have said or done something someone could use as an excuse ( I think it was intimated that he might have backed into someone... like a pedestrian.. or their vehicle?)

Tommy's story to the police indicated he had gone to the club after getting a phone call from another potential whistleblower. Tommy was slated to testify soon and supposedly he was gathering more dirt on LANL management... A strip club is a good location for such meetings in film noir, but not in real life... and it didn't help his story that his wife was out of town that night and in fact had spoken with him on the phone just before he got the phone call and ran off to meet the tipster. It was rumored that one of the girls from the club said she had given him a lap dance... not exactly what you'd expect for his cover story... but then maybe he just got bored waiting for his contact.

So... probably Tommy just likes scantily clad girls wiggling in his face... don't most men? Not all of us actually go to strip clubs, and if we do, we usually avoid getting beaten in the parking lot... so there *are* some questions worth asking.

But the most suspicious? What happened to the perps who did this? Not much justifies several guys beating another pulpy in a parking lot. This is just not acceptable behaviour... And what happened with Tommy's testimony? Was he intimidated out of it? Why did the whole story go dead?

Somebody got the Hook... the Doctor really wants to know what happened after that... what happened next, and why?

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Riding it into the Ground




Strangelove Style


Who is riding this great Scientific Laboratory into the ground?
  • Pete Nanos?
  • Slim Pickens?
  • Osama bin Laden?
  • The Nuclear Navy?
  • Texas Republicans?
  • Democrats everywhere?
  • Anti-Science Creationists?
  • Anti-Nuclear Environmentalists?
  • Rabid former LANL employees?
  • Political friends of LLNL?
  • Pork Barrel Politics?
  • Our own ineptitude?
  • The Park Service?
  • Meth Pushers?
  • The Media?





And why?

The Doctor wants to know. The doctor wants to know.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Brave New World?



  • Thanks to Pat the Dog for using this image first in this context.
  • Thanks to George Orwell for creating this image in the mind's eye.
  • Thanks to the Ad folks at Apple for using it to challenge Microsoft.
  • Thanks to the Guerilla Obama supporters who used it to challenge Hillary.

No... I don't think the LANL workforce are all a bunch of Soma-zoned out mouth-breathers... but I fear that LANS management thinks they are (or should be).

Yes, the remaining LANL workforce is pretty cowed, pretty intimidated, pretty numb. Who can say when it really started:
  • Maybe the RIF of the early 80's.
  • Maybe when the Berlin Wall fell.
  • Maybe when the Soviet Union called it quits.
  • Maybe in the RIF of the early 90's..
  • Maybe when the CIA claimed the Chinese had one of our designs.
  • Maybe when it was discovered that the documents couldn't have come from LANL.
  • Maybe when the FBI didn't stop looking for the spy that didn't exist.
  • Maybe when the FBI started knocking on doors at midnight to interrogate scientists under polygraph.
  • Maybe when Wen Ho Lee spent a year in solitary to be released on minor charges, no apology.
  • Maybe when the lab, town and mountains tried to burn down.
  • Maybe when Pete Nanos suggested that ever other one of us was a cowboy or butthead.
  • Maybe when Pete Nanos shut the lab down to punish and intimidate us.
  • Maybe when Pete Nanos strutted around being as big of a butthead cowboy as he accused us of.
  • Maybe when the Lab was put up for bid, after decades of threats to do just that.
  • Maybe when Bechtel was handed the plum.
  • Maybe when an (apparently erased?) USB memory stick marked classified was found in a meth dealer's room and they filled the USB sockets with epoxy.
  • Maybe when Bechtel announced LANL was $200M in the red.
  • Maybe when we added up Bechtel's profit ($60M) and NM gross receipts ($100M+).
  • Maybe when we had to listen to Senators from Wisconson and Texas make rude and uninformed statements about us.
  • Maybe when Bechtel announced random drug testing for people who have already sworn not to use illegal drugs on penalty of career destruction.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Gone Nuclear



How to stop worrying and learn to love . . .


portrait courtesy of
George Frayne - Commander Cody hisself!


The Bomb?
Pete Nanos?
Bechtel?
Random Drug Testing?
Buttheads and Cowboys?
Media Hacks?
Senate Hacks?


. . .

Can Dr. Strangelove take over where:
Doug (lanl-the-real-story) Roberts and
Pat (lanl-the-corporate-story) the Dog left off?

Too Late!
Pinky and the Brain
have taken over where Pat and Doug left off
Paul Harvey style with:
lanl-the-rest-of-the-story !

The Doctor doesn't don't need to compete, so We hope We can complement their good work.
Whether you are:
  • gruntled or disgruntled
  • LASL, LANL, LANS
  • UC/LLNL/LBL/SNL/INEL/ANL/AFWL/AWOL
  • POGO/LASG/CCNS/EarthFirst!/Greenpeace
  • Uncle/Saint Pete (Domenici), Admiral Pete (the butthead-cowboy) Nanos
  • Uncle/Saint Jeff (Bingaman) or Governor-I-wanna-be-President Bill (Richardson)
  • A concerned citizen of:
    • Northern New Mexico
    • The scientific community
    • The United States
    • North America
    • the Western Hemisphere
    • The Northern Hemisphere
    • Any Hemisphere on Earth
    • Any Planet in The Solar System
Send in your own contributions
to fill in the blank :

Stop Worrying and and learn to love . . .

Stay tuned, we are going to have some fun here, even if it kills us.
- The Good Doctor