Saturday, April 7, 2007

Big Stupid is Watching


Big Stupid is Watching!



Dateline - 7 April 2007 11:00 PM MST
Just a quick snapshot from the weblogging system the Good Doctor linked into this page, to give us all a reminder of how much can be determined easily on the Internet. For what it is worth, at least 2 distinctly different subnets at LANL accessed GONE NUCLEAR in the last few hours and someone apparently from Sweden dropped by as well. We have security set to medium so anyone (including you!) can check the general statistics of who's blogging whom. The Good Doctor hisself (and plenty of other folks cleverer than Us) has access to all of the juicy details! We may try to track this map for a while... just to see when our good friends in various places wake up and smell the Urine in our (drug testing) cups.

8 April 2007 11:00 AM



Easter Sunday shows a bit more activity, naturally centered around LLNL/LBL LANL/SNL but a wide variety of other locations. Retired LANL? Vacationing (spring break) LANL? ORNL? PNNL? NNSA? Congressmen? Bechtel? Blackwater?




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Stop Worrying and Learn to Love ...



The Blog!

The Bomb?
Pete Nanos?
Bechtel?
Random Drug Testing?
Buttheads and Cowboys?
Media Hacks?
Senate Hacks?


. . .
You have heard what happens when Postal Employees eventually get tired of being jerked around by *everyone* - they "Go Postal". What do you suppose happens when extremely well educated, extremely intelligent, and sometimes volatile Nuclear Weapons Scientists and Engineers get pissed off from *everyone* jerking them around? Fortunately for the world, most of these folks are also incredibly loyal, dedicated and humanitarian... so instead of "Going Nuclear", they sublimate those impulses by blogging!

Can Dr. Strangelove take over where:
Doug (lanl-the-real-story) Roberts and
Pat (lanl-the-corporate-story) the Dog left off?

Too Late!
Pinky and the Brain
have taken over where Pat and Doug left off
Paul Harvey style with:
lanl-the-rest-of-the-story !

I don't need to compete, so I hope I can complement their good work.
Whether you are:
  • gruntled or disgruntled
  • LASL, LANL, LANS
  • UC/LLNL/LBL/SNL/INEL/ANL/AFWL/AWOL
  • POGO/LASG/CCNS/EarthFirst!/Greenpeace
  • Uncle Pete (Domenici), Admiral Pete (the butthead-cowboy) Nanos
  • Uncle Jeff (Bingaman) or Governor-I-wanna-be-President Bill (Richardson)
  • A concerned citizen of:
    • Northern New Mexico
    • The scientific community
    • The United States
    • North America
    • the Western Hemisphere
    • The Northern Hemisphere
    • The Earth
    • The Solar System
Send in your own contributions
to fill in the blank :

Stop Worrying and and learn to love . . .

Stay tuned, we are going to have some fun here, even if it kills us.
- The Good Doctor

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Big Stupid is watching, but judging by their previous record they may watch the wrong thing then lose the results of their surveillance. We can only hope.

And big stupid is not getting any cleverer. Did you know that Spaniards, Canadians, Australians and New Zealanders may be required under International law to consume marihuana to prevent them committing mass murder as a result of insanity caused by brain overheating from bicycle helmets?

And all those states in the US with mandatory helmet usage for minors will be happy to know that they are encouraging drug use.

Marihuana - what a thing! How can it be a security problem? Because some fool made it illegal and all the other fools are taking this stupidity seriously? Is there a problem with coughing? Chocolate consumption?

One of my jokes about marihuana is that it makes people think more critically, and this is why it is illegal. Another joke is that it does not exist and never did, but was invented so that Harry J Anslinger did not have to relinquish his private army after the repeal of prohibition, so that generations of lawyers and police would have a guarranteed income, and so that the press could write pompously about the drug menace between tokes and beers.

Do we ever get the feeling that the human race is getting madder and more stupid?

One advantage: if one fails enough drugs tests one goes on welfare, avoiding the ever more annoying paper-chase that life has become, at least for those of us who can write.