On the front page of the Los Alamos Monitor were two stories... just days before the 2004 presidential election... in near perfect juxtaposition:
Bush, Grandaughters thrill Los Alamos Crowd
Local Cave Dweller (Michael Moore) Sought Simpler Life
I don't know why nobody else got the humor in this, given the public battle between the filmmaker and the (maybe-sorta) President.
Naturally it was:
Roy Michael Moore, aka Micro Mike
aka Micro Mike
Not the lampooning film maker:
Michael Moore
aka "the fourth Dixie Chic"
who was found in a well appointed cave on LANL property growing Marijuana and studying the secrets of the universe.
And it was
aka Pappy "Read My Lips, I Lied" Bush
(with "badgirl" granddaughters in tow!)
who were speaking on behalf of his son's (their father's) (re?)election campaign, not
Ridin' it into the ground!
W. hisself
Nevertheless, both Michael Moores have gone pretty quiet... Roy apparently moved his camp to Forest Service land where he was again rousted (there IS a 14 day stay-limit for most campers on public lands to prevent permanent "squatting"), spent some time living with his daughter in Los Alamos and then presumably went back to his psuedo-homeless caveman ways somewhere less discoverable than directly below the DOE office in Los Alamos.
If the new stories are to be believed, he had been there for some time, maybe over a year? Long enough to establish quite a nice residence with a sliding glass door, solar panels, a satellite radio, a woodstove (from which the smoke gave him away) and a small planting (and stash) of marijuana. Moore's story was that he had quit a software engineering(?) job in Texas and moved to Los Alamos to be closer to the scientists, his brothers in inquiry while he noodled on his own mysteries of the universe. The marijuana plants were part of that experiment, or so he implied. When We heard about this, We wanted to seek him out and shout at him "The Answer is 42!"
Did his failure of Fahrenheit 911 to bring down the Bush Dynasty use him up? Or is he wandering around Northern New Mexico Laboratories, Strip Clubs, and Caves developing new material on Bechtel?
Bechtel Hell?
As usual, the Doctor is "in" for comments:
3 comments:
Yeah, I wondered that too.
Where did these guys go?
Michael Moore filmmaker surely has a few more skewers in his back pocket just waiting for a tasty republican jerk to roast.
Has anyone seen Micro Mike? He seemed like a harmless enough quack...
I think I saw them at the same strip club as that whistleblower... maybe they were the ones who beat him up.
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